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I was on the way home from hub when honey called me.

Honey: Jie, what time u coming home?
Me: On the way already
Honey: Jie, I got rashes on my face leh
Me: Huh, what happened? what did u eat?
Honey: Don't know. U faster come home see.

When i reached home, he immediately pushed his face so close to me to let me see, not even worrying of my flu lo. tsk.

Me: ok lar, this isnt rashes ba
Honey: It's better now, was worst earlier on. Red spots all over my face lo

Then 15 mins later, i was looking at honey from the side, admiring his long and curly eyelashes, clear double eyelids and big round eyes. totally opposite or my short, sparse eyelashes, hidden double eyelid and pathetically small eyes. then i shouted for my maid to pass me scissors, knife and glue and then i told honey that i want to cut his lashes off and paste on mine. haah. sadist ah...then honey started talking to my mom..

Honey: Ma, why jie's eyes so small? (he has to repeat twice coz my mom was watching some exciting - in her opinion - show)
Mom: small eyes pretty ma. nowadays so many pple got big eyes, being small is sth special
Honey (exclaimed): chey, where got nice? i thought it should be the bigger the nicer ma... LIKE MINE!

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a little bit of narcissism won't hurt, and vanity isn't a sin.




涵妍。hanyan ....